Joke
of the Month
An elderly man near in the Northern Transvaal had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large dam in the back, fixed up nice--picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The dam was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the dam and look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam.
He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned. "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked." Holding the bucket up, he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.
