The Susmans "Biltong" App is now here
Our new App for the iPhone and Android means you can carry Susmans best beef biltong around in your pocket!
Just install our free App on your phone and you can:
Plus, for a limited time, if you download the app we're offering a FREE 30g pack of best biltong with your next order, as a thank you!(see terms below)
Our new App is here! Read on for how to download and install, what the App offers you PLUS a special 'THANK YOU' reward for downloading . . . let us know what you think of the app and any comments you have, so we can carry on improving it - you can leave us a comment in the App or talk to us on Facebook or Twitter - I look forward to hearing what you think
Try your luck here with our monthly competition or our caption competition or you can enter both. Why don't you give it a go, there are fabulous prizes to be won.
Monthly Competition: Ends 30th August 2021
WIN One of our new Lekker Biltong Hampers, for a great taste of home.
Last months question & answer: Who is the captain of the Proteas? It's Heinrich Klaasen.
Last months winner is: Will Major from Hull, your Lekker Hamper is on the way to you.
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Caption Competition: Ends 4th June 2021
What do you think Francois Pienaar and Nelson Mandela are saying to each other in this years Caption Competition picture? Send it in...
Win a Hamper worth over £80.00
Free delivery only on the UK MainlandEnter Our Caption Competition - Previous Winners
The Blonde and the Bank ...
A blonde walks into a bank in Johannesburg and asks for the loans dept. She says she’s going to Europe on business for three weeks and needs to borrow R10,000…
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the papers and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank manager and its staff all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a R500,000 Rolls as collateral against a R10,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the R10,000 and the interest, which comes to R141.66.
The bank manager says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow R10,000?”
The blond replies … “Where else in Johannesburg can I park my car for two weeks for only R141.66 and expect it to be there when I return?”
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