The Susmans "Biltong" App is now here
Our new App for the iPhone and Android means you can carry Susmans best beef biltong around in your pocket!
Just install our free App on your phone and you can:
Plus, for a limited time, if you download the app we're offering a FREE 30g pack of best biltong with your next order, as a thank you!(see terms below)
Our new App is here! Read on for how to download and install, what the App offers you PLUS a special 'THANK YOU' reward for downloading . . . let us know what you think of the app and any comments you have, so we can carry on improving it - you can leave us a comment in the App or talk to us on Facebook or Twitter - I look forward to hearing what you think
Try your luck here with our monthly competition or our caption competition or you can enter both. Why don't you give it a go, there are fabulous prizes to be won.
Monthly Competition: Ends 1st April 2019
WIN One of our new Lekker Biltong Hampers, for a great taste of home.
Last months question & answer: Where was the 1995 Rugby World Cup Final Played? It was played at Ellis Park in Johannesburg.
Last months winner is: Charlotte Bryant from Hants, your Lekker Hamper is on the way to you.
For a taste of home, check out our great list of recipes.
'Davids and Arendse to join Blitzboks in Vancouver'
Davids, who has played in 17 tournaments for the Blitzboks, will replace injured Ryan Oosthuizen in the forwards, while the uncapped Arendse joins the squad due to an injury to Mfundo Ndhlovu. Read on
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Caption Competition: Ends 4th June 2019
What do you think Francois Pienaar and Nelson Mandela are saying to each other in this years Caption Competition picture? Send it in...
Win a Hamper worth over £80.00
Free delivery only on the UK MainlandEnter Our Caption Competition - Previous Winners
South Africans will understand this ...
A woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?'
She replied, 'I'm late for work.'
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
'I'm a Rectum Stretcher,' she responded.
The cop stammered, 'A what?............
'A Rectum Stretcher!'
'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet'
'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot arsehole?' he asked
'You give him a radar gun & park him behind a bridge...